2010 Non Football All-Pro TeamJuly 30, 2010
It’s that time again. The 6Magazine Non-Football All-Pro Team has been announced.
QB – Joe Mauer – He was our starting QB last year and did a good job, so we have to keep him running the show for us. I mean you see the kid killing it for the Twins. I can only imagine he would have been as equally adept had he gone to FSU and played QB.
RB – Robert Pattison - Have you seen him in the Twilight movies. This guy is faster than Chris Johnson.
RB – Alex Ovechkin – Alex the great stands 6’2″ 220 lbs. You seen how nice he is on the ice weaving in and out of defenders. You also seen him deliver a blow. I see Ovechkin similar to Adrian Peterson, being that there is no such thing as an out of bounds line.
FB – Albert Puljos – Big strong and physical at the point of attack. Sure handed out of the backfield as well.
3rd down back – Taylor Lautner – It’s gotta suck to be this guy. He can’t get the girl in Twilight and he can’t start of Robert Pattison on this All-Star team either. But he’s doing what he does best, playing the backup role.
Split End – Trey Songz – Did you expect someone else? He’s an R&B version of DeSean Jackson.
Flanker – Usain Bolt - 6’5″ 190 lbs. Oh yah I forgot to mention he runs the 100m in 9.58 seconds. Imagine how deep your safeties are going to have to be to account for this guy. I’ve seen Randy Moss out run deep safties, so I know Bolt can. Also send this guy on a dig route over the middle with an accurate quarterback, and he’s going to the end zone every time.
Slot Receiver – Sidney Crosby – He’s a poor man’s Wes Welker.
Tight End – Lebron James – He played wideout for us last year and did a great job, but we think he can make a bigger impact at TE.
Left Tackle – Demarcus Cousins - Young, cocky, athletic. He also has a mean streak and great footwork.
Left Guard – Zach Galifianakis – He’s tough, gritty and crafty. On top of that if you mic him up…he’s instant entertainment.
Center – Adam Dunn – Dunn spent a season at Texas playing as a redshirt QB, but then ditched the gridiron for the diamond. He’s 6’6″ and 275 lbs. So he’s a we bit big to be under center. Also, I’m not as impressed with this footing or fielding in the outfield, but he’s perfectly athletic and big enough to run my offensive line.
Right Guard – John Daly – He knows all about pancakes. So I don’t think he’ll have a hard time transitioning with pancake blocks.
Right Tackle – Glen Davis - Davis is going to wreck shop plain and simple. Davis won’t have too much pressure on him. Only thing he’ll be asked to stop is run stopping DE’s and blitzing linebackers, but that’s something his nimble 6’9″ 289 lbs body can handle.
KR – Dwayne Wade/Ichiro Suzuki – To run a kickoff back in the NFL it takes speed and balls. You have to be super fast and have the courage to go through the black hole also known as the wedge at full speed when you don’t know what or who could be on the other side waiting. You seen the way D-Wade goes to the rack? Fearless. I know you see him slash through the lane as well. Ichiro has the speed and it wouldn’t surprise me if the had he courage as well.
PR – Andrew McCutchen - Speed. Moves. Agility. Quickness. Ohh wee!
K – David Beckham – Strong leg? Check. Bend it through the uprights from the far hash? Check.
DEFENSE
Right Defensive End – Blake Griffin – Just as big as Lebron James. Maybe a hair or a half notch less athletic, but at DE he’d be a force to be recon with ala Julius Peppers.
Defensive Tackle – Rick Ross – I think he’s Warren Sapp, Tommie Harris. Single team him? Don’t dare us. 
Nose Guard – Prince Fielder. Don’t question it, just think about it. You see, you see…brilliance!
Left Defensive End – Dwight Howard – He makes Julius Peppers look like a girl. Even if he’s too light in the ass to get to get pressure on the QB he’ll for sure be able to knock the ball down.
Weakside Linebacker – Clive Owen – – The most intimidating man in Holllywood. He’s kicking ass and taking names.
Middle Linebacker – Ron Artest – Besides being 6’7″ 260 lbs, he’s freaking Ron Artest. Could you imagine anyone else? If you can, “reconsider, read some litta”
Strongside Linebacker – Serena Williams – Beast in a sports bra.
Left Cornerback – Rajon Rondo – At 6’2 175 have fun getting seperation or catching jumpballs on him.
Right Cornerback - John Wall – Deion Sanders has returned to the NFL. He’s just a tad bit taller, a bit more modest and he can do the dougie really well.
Free Safety – Derrick Rose – – Unlimited sideline to sideline range. Not afraid to stick his head in there, and will Moss all WRs.
Strong Safety – John Travolta - Who teaches hitting better? He’s never been touched in any of his movies man!
Nickel Back – Jozy Altidore – You see how much ground he covers on the soccer field. It’s a wrap when the gets on the football field. Watch out for him on the blitz too.
Dime Back – Cristiano Ronaldo – Sure he is a skinny 165, but he’s 6’1 and quick enough to cover any slot or #4 wideout and blitz from the edge as well.
Punter – Lance Armstrong – – Because he has one ball, duh.
Special Team Specialist – Landon Donovan – – He’s gritty and our American hero, that’s what special teamers are right.
Head Coach – Tracy Morgan – He’s a pure innovator.
Offensive Coordinator – Kevin Durant - NBA scoring champ is sure to orchestrate the most prolific offense of all time. Tecmo Bowl-esque baby.
Defensive Coordinator – Dan Gilbert - You’re not going to get out alive. NOT ON HIS WATCH.
That’s all I got,
Ricky Writer
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