Looking For A New Car?January 6, 2011


by Richard Allen

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It’s the new year and your looking for a new car. Something sleek, yet sturdy, can go the distance, reliable and one that is great on gas but has the space to lug around a few extra items. You ponder and ponder, weighing the pros and cons of getting a car vs. getting a truck. Both vehicles come with there own benefits and downfalls. Just as you become so frustrated and are ready to pull your hair out in disgust, you’re introduced to the “Crossover” or “Hybrid” vehicle.

This is the love child of the car and truck, giving you the best of both worlds. Well the NCAA and NFL are looking for these exact cars to bring home to their cities. Players that have the size and speed of the “little guys” and the strength and power of the “big guys” are being drafted and developed into all types of positions in attempt to create that unguardable athlete.

The NFL and NCAA have been blesssed with just the beginning of these monsters, all turning out to be superb players on the field for just being, bigger, faster, stronger. It’s as if all of a sudden, mothers are eating power bars and taking dietary supplements during pregnancy.

Stars like Heisman Trophy winner QB Cam Newton, 6’5 250lb, with the speed of a RB and the strength of a LB, Unguardable. Try Detroit Lions WR, Calvin Johnson Jr, 6’5 236 4.35 in the 40-yard dash, Unguardable. Take TE Vernon Davis 6’3 250lb 4.38 40-yard dash, Unguardable. My final example, Dallas Cowboy LB Demarcus Ware at 264lb 4.56 40-yard dash, dare I say Unguardable.

It seems like the era of the 6’5 athletic “Hybrid” is here to stay, as these freaks of nature are dominating the sport, with ease no less by being genetically bigger, stronger faster then the average Joe. No matter if you are looking for speed, comfort, and durability these “Hybrid” players got it all covered. So stress no longer, the decision has been made for you, you should get a “Hybrid” this year and you will be set. Hope your wife likes power bars!!!

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